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inbred redneck vampires aka bloodsucking redneck vampires

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The Story

Hiding out from a ruthless vampire hunter in the small redneck town of Backwash, sexy vampire Catherine hatches a plan to turn the backwoods folk into an army of her vampire slaves. Cultures further clash when Ma Poissier wins a free room redecoration by fruity Frenchman Jean-Claude Les Eaux, who tries his best to fit in with crazy hillbillies like Lil' Junior and his buddy Cletus. Beer drinking, bean eating, tripe cooking, shower peeping, competative farting, strip poker playing and all manner of insanity follow, all leading up to the town's annual Tripe Days Festival. Animal House meets Hee Haw with some bloodsuckers tossed in!


Sexy vampire Catherine is played by FELICIA PANDOLFI who hit the indie horror world with her critically-acclaimed performance in THE EVILMAKER. She reprised her role in ABOMINATION: EVILMAKER 2 and starred in THE SEEKERS & ALIEN CONSPIRACY: BEYOND THE LOST WORLD. called her, "a girl after any fanboy's heart."

ROB MERICKEL plays dim-witted Lil' Junior Poisser. Merickel has appeared in THE SEEKERS, THE EVILMAKER and the award-winning comedy short SIGHTINGS. Merickel is also a talented special effects make-up artist and turned many a redneck to vampire in this film.

BILL BRADFORD plays the feisty redneck dwarf Cletus. Bradford co-wrote and acted in the award-winning comedy short SIGHTINGS and the indie thriller VALENTINE'S LAW.

CARRIE DAVIS plays the hilarious backwoods matriarch Ma Poissier. Davis has appeared in a number of student film projects including the award-winning feature DEAD AIR.

SCOTT SHANKS plays the outrageous interior decorator Jean Claude Les Eaux. This is Scott's first film role, and he damn near steals the whole movie!

Warren E.B.B. plays Catherine's familiar, Lendel. Warren has appeared in ABOMINATION: EVILMAKER 2 and WEREWOLF TALES.

Lindsey Hope plays Eva Poissier. This is Lindsay's first film role.

ROBERT J. OLIN plays Billy Joe Barney Bob, B.J. to his friends. From stage productions like FIDDLER ON THE ROOF to film roles in UNDERBELLY, ALIEN CONSPIRACY: BEYOND THE LOST WORLD and THE SEEKERS, Olin is a veteran performer and currently appears in the online sitcom THE FREE BOX.

Dee Alsman plays Eunice Peterson. Alsman has appeared in LUST OF THE VAMPIRE HOOKERS and UNDERBELLY.

Jon Wilmot plays Frank Peterson. Wilmot has appeared in UNDERBELLY and ABOMINATION: EVILMAKER 2.

Cult movie fave JEFF DYLAN GRAHAM makes a special appearance as hapless redneck Lonnie Bob Joe. Graham is known to horror fans the world over from his roles in DEAD AND ROTTING, HELLBOUND: BOOK OF THE DEAD, CREMAINS, BAD MOVIE POLICE and MALEFIC.

Plus-size model Sha Bosley plays One-Eyed Lurlene.

Director/Co-writer Joe Sherlock plays Mayor Farnsworth.

Co-writer Mike Hegg rocks the mullet to play Earl.


"Quite frankly this is one of the most enjoyable micro-budget films I've seen in a long, long time...the entire cast is amazing...nearly stealing the show is Bill Bradford as the redneck dwarf Cletus. I can't praise Bill Bradford enough. Director Joe Sherlock has the knack for keeping the jokes flowing and the action moving." - Chip Lamey of Video Crypt

"Bloodsucking Redneck Vampires is a downright funny movie." - Baal-Peor of Screaming Stoner Video

"Just watched the flick and LOVED it. Oh man it looks SWEEEEET!" - Chris Seaver, Low Budget Pictures

"This movie doesn't have one single socially redeemable quality and it's a great movie! I can't remember the last time I laughed quite this hard. I highly recommend this movie to anyone who's into movie's with a non PC theme. You really have to listen but the dialogue is pretty unbelievable! Not only that, but the movie looks great. Camera angles were excellent and so was the lighting and sound. The head-squishing scene has got to be one of my favorites..." - Wren Leach of Monsters At Play

"This movie is great! No, really I mean it. The humor is the lowest common denominator type, which always makes me laugh. Adding to the comedy is the character of Cletus, who looks like a three foot corn dog without the stick. In other words, he's a dwarf and the funniest guy in the picture. He manages to steal every scene he's in. The women are either the big giant mamas you come to expect from rural life or they're the hot teen age daughter type that are very easy on the eyes." - Douglas A. Waltz for Cult Cuts

"With no-holds-barred runs at bean gobbling, beer drinking and the bodily functions that result, the gross-out factor is effective low-brow pre-fab cult flick infectious sense of fun." - Film Threat

"Starting small and on the run, the vampiress Catherine (Felicia Pandolfi) escapes a vampire hunter to a secluded town with her sidekick, where she gradually turns the yokel residents into a sizeable clan of night-walkers. Goofy, lighthearted and low-budget, the huge cast seems to enjoy the process of making a film, but the result is mainly for fans of campy horror." - The Portland Oregonian

"Joe Sherlock's team-up with fellow director Michael Hegg spawned Bloodsucking Redneck Vampires, a raucous romp through many stereotypes and genre conventions...Others should be warned that lots of baked beans are enjoyed, in all the ways baked beans can be enjoyed, and that strip poker is played with an alarmingly obese woman dubbed "One-Eyed Lurlene." - John Oak Dalton for MicroCinemaScene

"If you're a fan of B movies that push the boundaries of taste and conventional aesthetics, then this is the movie for you." - David Walker for Willamette Week