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Vampirisa! Available in the The Store - Sexy Vampirisa is your host for four sci-fi horror spoofs plus a hilarious primer on horror movie cliches. See the sexy martian queen try to seduce Pope Bruno the first in MARS VS THE POPE! See post-apocolyptic wanderers battle in ARTIFACT! See backwoods goofballs describe weird encounters in LOOK! UFOs! See stupid teens hacked by a giant mutant eyeball in the poorly-dubbed EYEBALL OF FEAR! All this madness plus a primer on horror cliches from Vampirisa herself! (unrated: sexual situations, adult langugage, gore, dark humor).

Reviews:

"I really enjoyed "Vampirisa's Velvet Vault of Horror." You understand that the kind of movies we make are at their best when they have a sense of humor (especially about themselves) and you took the "anthology" approach. Beautiful! - Lou Vockell, Director of Hookers in a Haunter House

"Vampirisa's Velvet Vault of Horror" is the rare humorous horror film that is genuinely funny." - Ron Ford, Writer/Director of The Crawling Brain

"It's four movies in one! I enjoyed Joe Sherlock's "Vampirisa's Velvet Vault of Horror" more than many slick product from the B-movie schlockmeisters in Hollywood. MARS VS. THE POPE must rank as one of the all-time great titles and EYEBALL OF FEAR has the clever gag of sounding like a dubbed-in Mexi-Flick! Sherlock D.P.s for many film makers, and this tape is a neat look at his own ensemble company." - Paul Scrabo, www.scrabo.com

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